girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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