have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm like, not good at living.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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