We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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