If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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