Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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