Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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