if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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