Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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