guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i only shaved half my leg
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?