"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your cock deserves a montage
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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