whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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