You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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