I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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