It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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