just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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