He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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