He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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