are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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