I saw his package. It spoke to me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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