First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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