You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just cropdusted the office
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Randomize
