So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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