i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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