I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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