he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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