i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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