To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
