Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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