I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
True strength comes from lack of pants
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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