if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Who put my cat in the fridge?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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