I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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