ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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