What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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