The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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