return my video game
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize