hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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