Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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