you guys were way drunker than both of me
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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