I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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