I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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