Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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