totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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