I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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