I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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