Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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