I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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