You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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