Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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