Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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