woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
