Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
