I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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