May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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