maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I see more hoeing in ur future
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