I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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