so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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